I was browsing The Onion Store for hilarious t-shirts. This one caught my eye, and I would totally wear it. Then I noticed that it's only available in small. Apparently, all the fatties bought up the XXL inventory. Which leads me to wonder why they even printed this t-shirt in smaller sizes. Would a skinny person wear this for ironic value? I'd probably laugh if I saw Keira Knightley wearing it.