An iPhone-compatible ringtone of Obi-Wan Kenobi waiving off the Stormtroopers on Tatooine.

The front bumper on my truck had a dent. I was driving to an event with a friend. She was talking to me, and I was distracted enough not to notice that the jackass in front of me had stopped abruptly, as jackasses are wont to do on the 101 southbo...

You wish you had my T-shirt. And this mug of coffee.