The character exasperation is captured so wonderfully in this diagram. I saw the blog in a tweet this morning, linked from Rosscott, Inc. which is apparently host of many hax0r lawl comics.

I have the need for a product that I don't believe exists currently. The use case is that I want all the data on certain computers to be destroyed as soon as I'm dead. I envision a running application waiting for proof that I'm alive every X days....

I was browsing The Onion Store for hilarious t-shirts. This one caught my eye, and I would totally wear it. Then I noticed that it's only available in small. Apparently, all the fatties bought up the XXL inventory. Which leads me to wonder why the...