This is so awesome, I can hardly contain myself. For reference, here's the original movie trailer:

I want more Sarah Silverman Program so badly. You might even say that I'm totally gay for it.

The return from createTimespan(days, hours, minutes, seconds) is a double numeric value representing a number of days. For example, createTimespan(2, 6, 0, 0) is 2.25, meaning two and a quarter days. The resolution of the function is one second, w...